Rules

We here at Crocktopia are a rather laid back race but like any well founded Utopian community we have a few guidlines.

1. **Vilolence is permitted**, although if one were to use excessive amounts on a daily basis the person would be subject to a visit from The Founder as well as stern talking too.

2. **Help others and help yourself**, We are a farming community and in the event a citizen's crop shows an over abundance it is expected that the over growth go to the needy or to our fair trade market that is set up to aid our allies in times of crisis. Failure to hand over over growth will result in a find and a ration on your food for the winter season.

3. **Flash photography** is **//PROHIBITED,//** there is to be no flash photography at any time. (The Founder loathes having her picture taken and it usually out and about among her people daily. this is also done to protect those individuals that came here under the Witness Protection act. You know who you are.) Your camera will be confiscated and you will be put in the stocks in town square.

4. **Gum chewing is not allowed** under any circumstances. It is a messy and distasteful habit, not to mention that the smacking sound drives others bonkers. The person found guilty of this offence will be asked to swallow their gum, The Founder is aware that some types of gum stay within the body for a prolonged amount to time. She feels that if you do the crime you can do the time. After all, seven years isn't //that// long anyway.

5. **No loud music**, given that we are a peaceful race it should be said that our music to reflect our views. If a person is found with anything considered load (lyrically speaking as well as volume wise.) The punishment is at The Founder's discrection, although she will most likely make you listen to her favorite artists (UB40, Bob Dylan, Percy Sledge, Bob Marley, Paul Weller, Tom Petty, and Richard Marx) until you beg for mercy, your ears start to bleed, or you promise and swear to her that you will never commit the crime again. She will then make you sing your rendition of Red Red Wine, At the Dark End of the Street, Endless Summer Nights, Free Fallin, Tangled Up in Blue, Trenchtown Rock, or Wild Wood to prove your promise.

6. **Failure to read the classics** will get the guilty party will be subjected to read the books alphabetically by author (Abbot through Zola) orally to the town during morning,afternoon, and evening services)

7. **Lateness is never acceptable**, we are a prompt and consise society so those individuals that have a problem with arriving on time will be subjected to waking up an hour earlier and working and hour later every day until The Founder is satisfied.

8. **Cell phones are to be used in case of emergrancy only!** Individuals found with text capability or an excess of calls made will be tied up by their thumbs and made to be the personal messenger of The Founder for an entire year, or The Founder is displeased with their work.

9. **Every household must have atleast one child.** We are here to support a healthy population and prove out status among our allies as well as our enemies. Failure to procure a child within any married household will subject those individuals to undergo testing and questioning by The Founder's team of doctors and The Founder's Staff.

10. **Over display of PDA is PROHIBITED!** subjects of the guilty party will be subjected to either time in the stocks in the town square, handcuffed together to one month, or assigned a chaporone until further notice or The Founder states otherwise.